Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Issue 3

Saturday, October 28, 2006

10. Beat out Detroit in the race to the bottom.
9. Teach the Columbus business leadership a lesson in collaboration.
8. Concentrate our cocaine traffic, strip clubs and prostitution in one place.
7. Reverse the welfare juggernaut: Have poor inner city families pay the the college tuition bills for rich suburban families.
6. Contribute 8 cents on the dollar to education (or maybe it's 6).
5. Prove to the wimps once and for all that, in politics, money trumps the truth.
4. Finally build our Forest City Convention Center.
3. Demonstrate the power of free enterprise by getting our Cleveland casinos written into the Ohio Constitution.
2. Show editorial writers in Dayton, Columbus, Toledo, Lorain, Warren, Akron, Cincinnati and Youngstown that they're completely out to lunch.
1. Prove to Northeast Ohio what regionalism is all about, whether they like it or not.

posted by Ed |
Comments:
Funny thing happened to me at the track yesterday... I got a ride home.
 
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